Once upon a time, in the quirky world of SOB Tactical, a hilarious saga unfolded, forever etching the hashtag #notthebangbus into the annals of internet lore.

Picture this: It’s a crisp January day, and our fearless leader, John McPhee, decides to embark on a quest to find the elusive ghostwriter for his upcoming book series. Armed with determination and a trusty GPS, he sets off on what should’ve been a straightforward mission. Little did he know, he was about to stumble upon a comedy goldmine.

Our protagonist, let’s call him the SOB, rings up Abbey, the ever-loyal sidekick, to narrate his misadventures. Picture this conversation: the SOB, lost in a maze of winding North Carolina roads, desperately seeking out his boat-dwelling ghostwriter. Meanwhile, Abbey, with her quick wit and penchant for mischief, starts spinning wild theories faster than you can say “bestseller.”

As the SOB inches along the coastal town’s streets, scanning for any sign of his literary accomplice, Abbey’s imagination runs wild. Could this be a rendezvous with a ghostwriter, or perhaps a cameo on “To Catch a Predator”? With every passerby scrutinized and every turn scrutinized, the banter between them reaches a fever pitch.

And thus, in the midst of this comedic chaos, #notthebangbus was christened.

But fear not, dear SOB fans, for amidst the laughter and the madness, the SOB did indeed locate his elusive scribe. And lo and behold, after much anticipation, the promise of a book – the highly anticipated book from John “Shrek” McPhee – was on the horizon.

So, buckle up, my friends, for this is just the beginning of a tale that promises to be as wild and unpredictable as the journey that inspired it. Stay tuned for more laughs, more adventures, and of course, more #notthebangbus antics.